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Hey everyone!
We haven't posted in a while but that is mainly because we have been busy with our new beach-side lives. Business has been booming the past year or so (who keeps track of time anymore?) and well, life couldn't be better. Our craftmanship has greatly improved over the last year (Jackie's neckalces and my canoes) and we're really making a name for ourselves. I would post pictures but we gave up technology along with any sort of stress. We're quite excited for all of you to be visiting our hut next week (that means you Otesh, Bon and Hot Asian) and meeting our oodles of new tan friends.
Well, the ocean is calling our name and well, we musn't keep it waiting. Turah.
-Megstrer and Jackson.
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[11 Apr 2006|05:22pm] |
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I, Jackie Dunham, think that Sarah Kirshenbaum is the coolest person ever.
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[06 Nov 2005|07:08pm] |
And entry by Sarah so people can see the pics from last night.
So, Alex Delory threw a house party.
( You know you're curious )
Beer before liquor.......... Ha.
Dear all those who attended last night, bwahahaha. Cheers.
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[08 Mar 2005|05:55pm] |
HAPPY WOMENS DAY EVERYONE!!!!
> especially to you poppy womens...out there.
- Jackson
p.s. good presentation today Hammy! if there's one thing everyone should know, it's that dolphins swim in PODS! not packs or schools...PODS.
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[21 Feb 2005|08:48pm] |
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Here we go, upon following Sarah's informative advice I will see if I can put these old pictures up that are quite similar to Sarah's but nonetheless...I'll try.
( Read more... )
That's all folks.
- Jackson
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[08 Jan 2005|07:10pm] |
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>I'm working on it.
I warn you stay away from orange juice and ice cream together...m&m ice cream in particular.
A good day to you.
- Jackson
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[06 Jan 2005|11:44pm] |
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This post is directed to one person, and one person only.
Young Handsome Business Busman ... without a name.
I don't know if you can read this, but let me just say that myself and the two other girls (well actually just one other girl) that accompanied me on the bus today have fallen in love with you.
From the moment we laid eyes on you, we knew it was meant to be. We tried to take our minds off of you by seeing a musical, but it was no use. You have stolen our hearts.
By the way you urged us to sit near you and the constant desire to make eye contact, we know that you feel the same way.
Let's not torture ourselves any longer.
please, call us any time, day or night at:
75327- 5683- 87
(PLEASE- LOVE- US)
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[03 Jan 2005|10:09pm] |
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Today as I was aimlessly walking along the halls I saw an astonishing and shocking site...
THUMB GOT A HAIRCUT!!!!
This is exciting yet terrifying and saddening because, alas, our little thumb is not quite as thumbish as before. Why even his gorgeous golden highlights that use to reflect the sunlight and shine brilliantly in the mid-day sun are less apparent. I'm not so sure he likes the new do though, because today at fourth I spotted him wearing a touque...now some may say that's only because he just came back from going across but I think there might be far deeper meanings and motives with the hat. I suppose under normal circumstance you might say that the haircut was...flattering on him, but because he has already been assigned to the post of SCHOOL THUMB and there is no one yet who can fulfill his duties with such aptitude, I disagree with it and hope that it will grow back quickly and more lively than ever before, with more grease, shine and slickness. shame on you, you trumpet playing thumb...you're supposed to be a role model.
In other news,
the other day I was at megan's house and she went into the kitchen and I per chanced looked outside the window to see the going-ons of Markham and to my discomfort I noticed this very shifty looking man..of about 45-50 swinging on Megan's tree swing and he was just swinging there watching the house. Luckily, I was hidden, somewhat, by the curtains or else he might've spotted me, but thankfully he did not. He seemed to be eating something, which I could at first not make out but then realized it was some carrots that he was biting rather aggressively. He had some sort of metre-stick cane in one hand and he was wearing some sort of overcoat...trench coat with plaid lining, armed with a pair of oversized shoulder pads and an old golfers hat he was terrifying. I didn't tell Megstrer at the time for I didn't want her to worry and I'm sure it was nothing. But I have felt guilty and thought I would tell her like this, indirectly so she can not step on my already hurt foot.
anyway it was a simple WARNING and I suggest that anybody who sees this man, should stay far away from him because he appeared to be up to no good and who knows what else he does besides stalk the White House, why he might even watch retarded adults play in a playground too or something like that.
- Jackson
P.S. WHERE WAS BON TODAY?? I miss you.
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Exciting news!
I have found a new best friend and it's name is Hammy.
She often sits near me in class, (make that all the time)
and she's really starting to grow on me.
Grow on me like flaky skin grows on lips.
Grow on me like fangs grow on a vampire that you can spit out into a container.
Grow on me like an itch on your head that you can't help to scratch. over. and over. and over.
She dazzles me with her wit, and her aroma is wonderfully overwhelming.
I wish I was Hammy.
I think her and Thumb would make a beautiful couple,
and perhaps some matchmaking should go on in the near future.
I'll give that pair two thumbs up.
I found another new friend, in the same class!
She dances like nothing I have ever seen before. She takes my breath away.
Car-wreck, I love you.
-Swipes.
By the way, Bon works at a pub.
P.s. You all want Jackie dead, don't you?
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[10 Nov 2004|09:36pm] |
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well I shall try now and see if I can be less computer illiterate as I was before so here goes.
I would just like to say hello to all the Bitches n' Biddies in the house! You're crazy...and romantic.
So believe it or not english class isn't quite as bad as I had thought it would be like...especially if you have someone who goes by the name of Bon in your group. Man how I love that guy. Megan and I simply can not get enough of his wit things like "haha look at Mr. Robichaud's face" (imitation followed) to "I feel people can relate to Auschwitz..." yes very good. And we can't foget the other interesting characters like good ol' Kelly in her masculine tones and Victor...dammit what's his name? with his words of wisdom "everyday you work, and this is your life". All of these beautiful people have changed my life.
I would like to clear up any rumors that might have floated around concerning one Megan White and Will Powell..and the swamp...all jokes of course. mwhahahaa
I'd also like to mention that I'm planning a return trip to the now infamous house 34 in none other than Balantre...I can't spell. Such a great place with it's roof that's shorter than Megan, it's lack of front door, it's pond instead of a walkway and a wonderful back fence that illuminates silhouettes of murderers exceptionally. Perhaps we can even convince the owners to let us inside...although I'm not sure if I could handle that kind of scariness. I'm quite the chicken when it comes to haunted houses or houses that are on streets with no street lights...or very few.
Some exciting news for everyone: Marp and Garp will be starring in their first major motion picture- directed, produced, written, and sounded by Megan and I. For you ignorant people I shall let you know who Marp and Garp are...Garp is this very impressive and good-looking snake who is part of the elite (he will be voiced by me) and Marp is this rather ugly beetle looking thing with crazy pincers in the front (he will be voiced by Megan. I don't know if Marps part will be as big as Garp's since Garp is far better looking and looks are what sells these days. No offense to Marp of course...Marp was the original and came to life first so he gets that credit and respect. Filming and production will start very soon possibly friday...just a heads up.
Anyway I think it's best that I wrap this up now since some people are little babies and have to go to bed right now....ahem. Do you know where you would buy a toupee??
- Jackson
p.s. Oh he's a jolly good fellow...oh he's a jolly good fellow! (clanking tankards of ale together merrily) Hector Callaghn can join if he'd like to...he could use a little alcohol...in my opinion.
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[08 Nov 2004|08:57pm] |
holy crap I hate this fucking site.
I actually wrote the best entry ever Megan. Seriously. and then when I clicked update journal it went to this page cannot be displayed. and I lost the whole thing! ew what a piece of shit. I'll try to recreate it again tommorow if I have time. I'm actually fuming it was incredibly long and well written some of my finest work. No lies.
Bitches. This server.
- Master Jackson
I shall give it another shot tommorow dearest Megstrer...please sir...don't beat me...I-I'm s-s-so sorry...
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[28 Oct 2004|05:48pm] |
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Somedays, I really wish I were Megan.
It's too bad I smell so disguisting.
-Jackie.
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[21 Oct 2004|05:31pm] |
so we heard about this whole Swamp picture thing, and we thought we'd check it out after 3rd period today. We go in, there's lots of people, and we head on over to the grade 11 part.
To our astonishment, the greatest picture of all time was not there.
I speak of the disgusting picture of me (Megan) on the busride home from Kinark.
It is ugliness at it's finest. You can't help to laugh, and even cry a little, every time you see it.
Please, if you have seen the picture lying around somewhere, or know someone who stole it, please return it to its proper place. On display for all of drama to see.
And if we find out that you stole it, whoever you are, you're dead.
No seriously.
Dead.
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[20 Oct 2004|06:57pm] |
evening.
I just wrote out a previous wonderful entry and forget to click update journal and lost it. I'm going insane I think. Anyway I'll try to re-create it as best as I can. I think Richmond Hill must be home to some of the world's worst drivers. Seriously they must be giving out driver's liscenses to anyone with a third of brain, not even half...a third! There was this little sports car creep that decided not to stop at the stop sign and cut me off swerving in front and then the other stupid car behind it followed the former's lead and also swung out if front as well. Holy crap people should learn how to drive simple right of the way rules. Bastards. I think Mr. Draycott might be losing his mind. Today dear Anduran was going down the hallway and spotted good ol' draycott and innocently enough says "hi mr. draycott" his reply? "hey Jackie." what a guy! I found it hilarious..poor anduran "where's the green?" As for the rest of you SEER. SEER. Dammit Sarah SEER. it's important it might save your life one day, and it's also quite accessible. Oh yes today I bought a pair of snazzy pointed hot pink shoes with a black bow on them. Why anyone would care? they probably don't but that's not my problem. oh yes I also wanted to add that I got a very cool new msn picture of none other than....dum d-dum...JANET MCNAUGHTON!!!
the talent author of Under my Skin. she also has a homepage you can visit at www.avalon.nf.ca/~janetmcn/ just in case anyone's interested. She also happens to be Megan's mom.
God I love that Janet.
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[19 Oct 2004|04:05pm] |
does anyone know any good jokes? we need some like now.
apparently the jokes we have now just aren't good enough.
please help our lack of jokes. YOU WON'T REGRET IT.
and none of this knock knock, a guy walks into a bar crap.
we need good, solid, minutes long jokes that will actually impress people.
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[17 Oct 2004|02:26pm] |
It is truly the dullest of days today. We come from a civilization obsessed and dependent on work,it is quite understandable. I mean why wouldn't it be important for me to show examples of "childlke" feelings for dear Celia...too important to comprehend. "Ah work. Everyday you work, and this is your life." oh and this is a response to the last entry...I talked to dear Mr. Callaghn and he wanted me to tell you this:
...call...me.....Hector...
I'm enjoying this candle...so..smooth...
looshievnigeeess (inaudible noises)
*napping*
your wife should come over sometime Bruce...
I'd v-very much like that...
Alone I might add
*napping once again*
That is all he had to say on that matter, because after the second nap I couldn't wake him for you. Oh yes today is also my father's birthday...Lloyd's birthday. I think I should probably get him a present it might be wise to do so.
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Hector Callahan,
I have no idea if you will evair see this post.
I was wondering if you could look over a business proposition that me and darrell put together.
We were thinking of bringing it up at the next board meeting.
Sincerely,
Bruce.
ps. you didn't see ANYTHING.
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